New York Daily News staff writer Ethan Sacks, who does not understand one word of the subject he's covering.
"Venomous velociraptor: Scientists discover sinornithosaurus dinosaur spit poison at prey"
I can guarantee you with 100% certainty no scientist or press release even remotely said anything like this.
What they probably told him/what he probably read on other news sites: "The dinosaur Sinornithosaurus, a relative of Velociraptor, was venomous, like the spitting dinosaurs in Jurassic Park."
What Sacks heard: "Velociraptor's relatives were venom-spitting dinosaurs, like in Jurassic Park!"
Way to make the world a dumber place, Ethan Sacks.